Curse

doinchi · Dec 03, 2007, 12:13 PM // 12:13

I found this neat form on the Runescape Forums a few years ago and I decided to post it here, just for laughs. Go ahead and try your own versions of it. Like I said, this is just for laughs, so don't take it seriously. I tried to post this a few minutes ago, but I somehow got logged out and it never got posted. So, IF by any chance this is a double post, can a mod please delete it?

Dear:

[] Clueless Newcomer
[] 3 year old
[] Spammer
[] Flamer
[] Whiner
[] Other

You are being flamed because:

[] You posted a “I’m quitting” thread
[] You haven’t read the stickys
[] You posted an “ I hate noobs” thread
[] You don’t know which forum to post this in
[] You posted an advertisement / spam
[] You asked to become a mod / staff member
[] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS
[] You mispelld evry singel wurdd.
[] You posted an “I’m looking for….”
[] You misspelled LUCASARTS / posted something that is not legible, understandable or inappropriate

In punishment, you must:

[] Actually post something relevant
[] Read the FAQ
[] Pay attention during English / Spelling class
[] Go to your room and starve
[] Apologize to all people on Earth / Mars
[] Learn to use a computer from someone (Not your pet)
[] Don’t post for a month

Yang Whirlwind · Dec 03, 2007, 01:30 PM // 13:30

Think I'll change it to: "You are being banned because:" and start using it!

Arkantos · Dec 03, 2007, 01:46 PM // 13:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yang Whirlwind

Think I'll change it to: "You are being banned because:" and start using it!

Dear Noob,

You have been banned because you violated a venatri rule. In punishment, you must read the rules and gtfo guru for a few days.

Giga Strike · Dec 03, 2007, 04:39 PM // 16:39

what does lucasarts have to do with runescape?

Etta · Dec 03, 2007, 04:49 PM // 16:49

what were you doing playing Runescape anyway?

Onarik Amrak · Dec 03, 2007, 04:51 PM // 16:51

Ewww, Runescape.

darksilonuke · Dec 03, 2007, 04:59 PM // 16:59

I know I'm not supposed to call anyone a noob, but COME ON! WHO THE [email protected] play runescape when they have GUILDWARS! YOU freakin' noooooooobbbbbb!

Onarik Amrak · Dec 03, 2007, 05:05 PM // 17:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksilonuke

I know I'm not supposed to call anyone a noob, but COME ON! WHO THE [email protected] play runescape when they have GUILDWARS! YOU freakin' noooooooobbbbbb!

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newcomer
[ ] 3 year old
[ ] Spammer
[x] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You posted a “I’m quitting” thread
[ ] You haven’t read the stickys
[x] You posted an “ I hate noobs” post
[ ] You don’t know which forum to post this in
[ ] You posted an advertisement / spam
[ ] You asked to become a mod / staff member
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS
[ ] You mispelld evry singel wurdd.
[ ] You posted an “I’m looking for….”
[ ] You misspelled LUCASARTS / posted something that is not legible, understandable or inappropriate

In punishment, you must:

[ ] Actually post something relevant
[x] Read the FAQ
[ ] Pay attention during English / Spelling class
[x] Go to your room and starve
[x] Apologize to all people on Earth / Mars
[ ] Learn to use a computer from someone (Not your pet)
[ ] Don’t post for a month

Etta · Dec 03, 2007, 05:10 PM // 17:10

^ I see what you did there. hoho

darksilonuke · Dec 03, 2007, 05:13 PM // 17:13

that's messed up, but I still thought it was funny

Arkantos · Dec 03, 2007, 05:36 PM // 17:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksilonuke

I know I'm not supposed to call anyone a noob, but COME ON! WHO THE [email protected] play runescape when they have GUILDWARS! YOU freakin' noooooooobbbbbb!

I guess I can call you a freakin' noob for wanting to play another online game when you have Guild Wars?

Taurucis · Dec 03, 2007, 07:12 PM // 19:12

These things are all over the WoW forums, too. I know I saw one that said "Dear
[x]Night Elf Huntard
[x] Pally Basher
You are being flamed because
[x] you think Paladins should be healers
[x] you think Ret sucks
In punishment you must
[x] do a barrel roll
[x] roll a paladin and level him to 70."

There were more funny options but I don't remember them...

freaky naughty · Dec 03, 2007, 10:36 PM // 22:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taurucis

These things are all over the WoW forums, too. I know I saw one that said "Dear
[x]Night Elf Huntard
[x] Pally Basher
You are being flamed because
[x] you think Paladins should be healers
[x] you think Ret sucks
In punishment you must
[x] do a barrel roll
[x] roll a paladin and level him to 70."

There were more funny options but I don't remember them...

Yeah because WoW jokes are really funny.....

Full Metal X · Dec 03, 2007, 10:38 PM // 22:38

Works fine tbh.

doinchi · Dec 04, 2007, 05:43 AM // 05:43

I know, I am ashamed to admit that I actually played Runescape. But to be fair, it was the first online MMORPG game I ever played, and I played it for almost 1.5 years. Then my friend introduced me to GuildWars so bye bye Runescape!

And, yes, I got this from the Runescape Forums, but I changed the "Don't know how to spell Jagex" to Lucasarts, because I used to play alot of Lucasarts games and I also posted this on the LA Forums. I should have changed it to Arenanet. Or Gaile Gray haha. sp?